Snorkel Fail at Pass-a-Grille: A Shell-Hunting Comedy

Hey, beach weirdos! It’s Chris, your snorkel-challenged explorer, gearing up for Pass-a-Grille Beach! Picture this: me, testing my gear indoors, looking like a walrus with a head cold—mask fogged, snorkel flopping like a drunk noodle. My wife cackled, “You’re drowning on dry land!” Ouch.

Pass-a-Grille, that quirky Gulf Coast gem, promises epic shelling (low tide at 06:31 PM EDT, June 17, 2025—perfect timing!). I’m dreaming of lightning whelks, but I’ll probably snag a sunburn and a crabby hitchhiker. Expect me flailing in the surf, a seagull stealing my snorkel, and a kid out-shelling me with a smirk. Wish me luck—or a lifeguard!

Next up: “Snorkel King’s Epic Wipeout!”

Disclaimer: My dignity’s toast, but the fish are safe!

-Chris